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Yeah, well the truth is

I never had women.

figured out and that's a cold hard fact.

Fact. Yeah.

The deal is ain't enough of them out here to go around anyplace.

He's always been a pushover for the ladies.

God amen a man extended the power that lays between a woman's thighs.

You see the hope?

That little cooter has on a man's life is Bring a strong man to his knees.

Now look at the kings and kingdoms.

Better follow that little split tail.

My right hand.

You are indeed. I can only assume you're referring to them.

To the English King Henry.

Okay.

Didn't exactly bring him to his knees, but he did tell the post.

To kiss his ass and a little bit.

He started his own church for one of his favorite.

Yeah.

Six wives.

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I'll stick to horses.

Don't let my laptop put you off.

Like we said for a friendship wrong.

Yeah. Come on over here.

Yes.

[Silence]

How's the head feeling?

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Thank you. Careful of whiskey.

Mr. Longhang.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I prefer call.

Yeah, well.

But Male independence is all well and fine.

But

But too much. No sir.

Is that marriage and women with all of being drunk?

Shot ourselves to death.

Or die to the clap.

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DIGIS!

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Not somebody who thinks he's as tough as a nickel snake.

But you all come to speed for the go remi

I get this.

We need friends.

Friends.

My little brother was fifteen.

15 years old.

How about cutting heat? Oh, I get it. You want some kind of contest, huh?

Amen.

That's why I have to kill him.

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It'll hurt if I do.

Well

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Finally raining to some

Someone that likes to lay.

Latest reference.

Yeah, this must be a lucky night.

My body.

They're not nice like me

We're supposed to say the fence.

You're not supposed to say nazi.

Hello folks within the last call of Torchy's.

Uh, take two if you're if you're following home, but not really.

Um

Yeah.

Right.

I am here tonight with the with the fellows, uh starting up I'm um

I'm on my my my right, if you will, is uh Mr Lee Russell. How you doing, sir?

I'm doing good, man. I'm just, you know.

Try to get these horses and get my twenty five percent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And uh with me uh on the bottom

my screen. But number one of your hearts is uh Mr. Cameron Scott. How you doing, sir?

Doing great, just been fly fishing all the damn dong day.

Mm-hmm.

What the fuck was that C unaporn?

Better before, but that's okay.

I don't know.

I'm so perplexed. There there was definitely writing problems in this movie, but we'll get to it.

You learn a new way of fishing that, you know, is newfangled or whatnot. Come on now.

Yeah.

Robert DeVolve in eighty five year old makeup.

Yes, indeed.

Uh it's been a while since you've been here. Um, but yeah, we're back.

Doing our s s somewhat sort of tribute, but but it happens to be the next in the line of films to do within the Walter Hill Ouvera of films.

Oh, that's what this show is after all. We you know The next one we're gonna do, yeah, we'll talk about that towards the end of the show.

Broken trail.

is is the name of this film. It was a mini series For the AMC network.

Rem remember quite fondly.

Uh I own the D V D somewhere, I could tell you where that is. I don't know, I own that. But uh Sorry about that guys.

Uh Yeah.

But yeah, the stars are great. Rob Robert Duball and um Thomas Aiden Church is the two leads and I made mention my watches on social media that Yeah, with these two guys you don't need much else as you and I think we got a little bit more than than these two leads in this film.

Uh but I'll start I'll start with the with the cast here. Uh Robert Guvall as uh Prentice Ritter.

Uh Thomas Hayden Church.

You know, I mentioned Robert Goodwall but he's in but you guys should all know by now what Robert Goodwall is in been he's been in many things over the years, um

I don't want to know who you are.

Well, you know pertaining to this, you know, probably a part of

One, if not the greatest Western miniseries of all time, which is the lonesome the lonesome dove. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it hurts.

And of course he was he was in Hill's previous drama dranomo film.

And uh and and and he actually got it, you know, and like a lot of actors from his generation, he got a start in cowboy stuff. He did a bunch of cowboy TV shows, he did True Grit.

He did Law Man, he did Joe Kidd.

Uh he was in open range, which you uh watched As a little bit of a follow up uh tonight, Gary.

He he's actually it was it's actually kinda interesting. He's sort of like Every once in a while he'd dip back into the into the Western genre over his career, but like

Really he's kinda bookending his career at this point with with this and open range. Like the he he kinda like took a more serious dip back into westerns around this period.

Well, you know, we're re reviving it.

too because yeah, everyone every once in a while, you know, it just

It dies up till they make something worthwhile and then hey it it's back again. But Um

It never really left all the way, so there's that. No.

But you know, did the Godfather uh uh when when he died, I I mentioned the the great the great Santini is a great Robert Duval film you should watch. Um

I mean to kill a mocking bird.

Kill Mockenbird.

Yeah. The outfit.

For stupidity's sake, then in a film that I love.

The remake of Garner sixty seconds. I'll I'll watch it. Oh yeah.

Course he's in uh he's in Fallin' Down, he's the cop chasing Michael Douglas around.

Defense! Defense!

Yeah.

Uh Yeah, r relevant you Yeah, films nowadays, you know.

Could this happen? Yeah, well it could definitely happen. So it'd be worse now.

E pute-se na social media. I'll be okay. Oh, yeah.

It'll be on TikTok.

Yeah. The g guy would not be known as a killer, be known as a fucking influencer.

Yes, okay.

Definitely.

Oh my gosh.

The Thomas Sandy Church a as Tom Hart. This guy shows up in lots of things. Um Notably um sideways.

Tales in the Curpresents Demon Knight.

Um

The Spider Man uh sequels, the rainy ones.

Oh. Uh uh uh un untalked about, but should be loved.

Uh un under talked about T B show wings with with uh with Tim Daly.

Daily.

Cour of course he's in he's in tombstone and uh Yeah.

It is.

He's a bit more of a low key, uh like

I I think people like after Sideways expected him to really take off as like a big star and he never quite really did that. He kind of slid right comfortably into like solid character actor guy who once in a while pops up in a big movie Like, you know

uh the the latest um knives out film he's got a part in that but like that's a movie that's an ensemble piece of all great character actors so like when when you're looking for a guy for that kind of thing He's the kind of guy you slot in for one of those

He's always that guy behind the guy, like I said, I mentioned Tim Daly and Wings.

Uh Paul Pilgiamati insideways. She's always that guy that's gonna follow that guy and It's not as easy to do, but he he pull he pulls it off pretty well.

It's a great straight man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

He was great in twisted metal too in that first season, if you haven't seen it.

That's great.

Is the next season not out? I I should look for that I guess,'cause I I watched the first season.

The second season's been out for a while. I think the they're getting ready to release the third.

Yeah, I heard something about Mark Hamill doing a voice or something and that thing.

I forget that.

Wait, he does voices?

No, he hasn't been impressed at all.

Uh okay.

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Well I tell folks that that that you know that's the thing.

At work like in like who's your favorite joker? I was like, Well, you know, Hamill's up there.

Like what what? Mark Hand's like, Yeah, he was the voice on the animated series. Like, they're they'll tell me that doesn't count and I said, Well well

You're you're stupid and you think that doesn't count. Come on now.

Totally counts. Yeah. He is he is the best.

Conroy doesn't count as the fucking one of the best Batmen.

He is Batman.

So much so that the that latest uh animated series that they did, that's uh the Bruce Tim uh Heralded one.

kind of a spiritual sequel to the original uh animated series.

um They got a guy doing Batman in that who's who's doing his best, Kevin Conroy.

Well I don't know Conroy so many years ago I told him I was like, Hey, you know what? That Christian Bale, he's kinda terrible in the movie, isn't he? He just he's kinda bad at it, you know.

Any comparison. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean I mean it's it's a different it's a different beast, those

He didn't need a grabble voice to do that shit. He did it he did it with gusto, you know. But uh Conversate in church though, you know, getting guy behind the guy.

I'll rep hard for the Brendan Fraser George of the Jungle because I have fun with it.

He play he plays like the The foil of the movie the the with the boyfriend to to to uh To Ursula.

Go m go man, if you haven't watched it, it's funny as hell to me, you know.

There is John Cleese the talking um uh um

talking animatronic drill in that movie. So it's it's a Let's get, let's get shot, you know.

The Ape name Ape.

Now the song's overhead now, see? I can you hear the um

Yeah, there you go.

You're fucking dead to me too, you motherfucker.

Year worm of the thing.

Thank you very much.

oh you're welcome you're welcome

Greta Scotchy, good grasc. Great grata gruddoscotchy, you know.

And it sounds like there's

I can find them right next to the orange Milano cookies.

Yeah.

It sounds like there should be another I in her name. Like it should be Siachi or something like that, but it's not. It's like s I we I don't know if we're pronouncing it correctly. All I as as I stated in our original uh aborted non recording that we did Um

I remember her from the Coca Cola kid being naked and being a good actress and that those are like the two things that uh stand out for me with her.

With her.

nice nice nice Chris Mulkey, who shows up in lots of things.

I think the first thing I'd seen him in was Ghosts in the machine from the early nineties.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

That was that was a fun, stupid movie. That probably wouldn't work, you know, but

That's great around.

Yeah, that's that's right around the time in the nineties where they were trying to figure shit out because the the slasher boom had died.

And now everyone was just kind of like

Oh, can we still do slashers and maybe make them different? Are we gonna do something else?

And you know, Ghost Zone Machine was like a uh you know, a byproduct of that sort of mentality from the studios.

Like a slasher. Like Lawmore Man.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. They were in that tech space, like Brain scan, which is a film that people love and I love the bad guy, but it doesn't work very well.

So so does that.

It's uh

They were they were tr they were trying hard for a new Freddy.

And uh it just wasn't happening.

I don't know if brave people are liking it, but it's like y you know, it it does it doesn't really work as a film, but he the bad guy works great in it. Um Yeah.

Oh the trickster one.

Wasn't it?

Yeah, the trickster.

He's fine.

He's fine. He's fine. It's Edward Furlong that sings that fucking movie.

I just watched Tabir Two again and still he still sucks at that movie. I I Yeah.

Like Eddie furlong and all, but like man, he is just Just a horrible fucking actor.

He has he has literally no reason to be as

As shitty as he is in that movie. He's got everything. Oh sure your mom died, boo hoo, but you've got

Everything handed to you. That I would kill for that kid's fucking b bedroom and his computer set up and shit back in the mid nineties.

I would kill for it now.

Yeah.

And he's got a board's Karloff Butler, a AI Butler, basically.

Yes, Master.

Yeah, that tech boom of the early nineties is where where stuff is supposed to work the way it does, but it doesn't like uh

Like I love the film hackers, but I know this shit's not plausible all the way. It's like perfect block.

Yeah, no. Movie computers.

They never get it right.

No, never.

It's kinda like the net with Sandra Bullock then we

Yeah. The internet's so scary, guys.

So scary.

This little scary.

Uh Mulkey's not his first spore in the in the Walter Hills films. He was in the Long Riders as as Vernon Biggs.

He showed up as second cop in forty eight hours.

But uh Rose you may know more, uh he was uh in Time Writer, uh Mr. Lyle Swan with the great Fred Ward and Other great character action of a film.

Uh first blood.

Dreamscape.

Uh runaway.

I mean he he has quite the career, quite cool.

I mean early early on. He's still still working today. But yeah, he he she shows up and things, but he shows up as as What they call big ears in this film'cause apparently you he you hear horses

Yeah.

this and yada yada yada. But he's like your main

I guess Bill and guy that's chasing them throughout the you know, towards through throughout the second half of the film. You know,'cause what's he's done Drinking a horn he can finally, you know go get down to business of our next character, which is Rus Rusty Schwimmer who

There's been many things over the years too, but Most most notably the horror fans.

as um oh what was her name?

The way that on the Diner and and and Jason goes to hell.

I love that lady, man. She's so good.

What should we know about the film?

Oh sorry.

It's great.

That whole scene is great. That that the like that's like one of the standout scenes that makes that film worth watching.

'cause her and Leslie Jordan I guess they

Switch the roles at the last minute, I guess. Like Like he was supposed to be like the the the the butch, yeah, you know.

you know, diner owner and she was supposed to be the the exact opposite, so That's interesting.

I I I I'm an happen to watch her will and grace. I love Lizzie Jordan a lot actually. It's it's uh

Joey B. I love that up.

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Making the J.

The two the two for one.

The two for one deal. Come on now.