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There is very little time or point in an explanation. To be blunt,

the audio came from a timeline and dimension that has collapsed at a

quantum level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence.

Operational time in the dimensional continuum where the beings that created

the audio collapsed in on itself, rendering all of their civilization,

including technology, null and void. Timelines across the entire

continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a

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What is the most likely way humanity. Will be wiped out? Maybe it's

something from or us. Although the way the world ends

might be because of you. And if this is the case, you wouldn't have

any control over it. The global temperature rise underscores a

chilling reality. Our planet is trying to tell us something, but we

don't seem to be listening. A recent study has suggested that one

third of animals deaths due to heat are directly related to global warming.

On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear

light, which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything

on fire in a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the

bulldozing effect of the wind, all the buildings coming down,

and more fires igniting more fires on top of the radiation

if they happen to have survived poisoning people to death. On top of all

that, each one of these fires creates a mega

fire that is a hundred or more square miles.

Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing.

The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema Psyops.

A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place.

Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speeds, giving us

the tools to eventually gain control over biology. Solving the

deadliest diseases while also creating. Viruses more dangerous

than nuclear bombs, able to devastate humanity.

It's man returning to the most primal,

violent state. As people fight over the tiny

resources that remain. What if the world we live in is

just a dream or a simulation? Whether it's a dream or some advanced computer

game you are playing right now, when it ends, you would be what. Causes the

end of the world. Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing

this game of life. Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a

chance the rest of us will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across

the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction

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And welcome to the 483rd consecutive week of Cinema

Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that is super stoked for the

choice that we're covering this week from my co host, Matt Ghostbuster.

No, that's who you call the Ghostbusters.

That's right, man. Fucking into it, dude. Just finding songs

from the soundtrack which, spoiler alert, we're doing Ghostbusters this week.

Next week is Ghostbusters 2 and I found the soundtracks for both

of them and I was pulling out specific songs from specific scenes.

Yeah. That always just like were like the ones that hit for me or like

the scenes that really worked. Yeah, yeah. Especially Ghostbusters

1, man. In between. Their scenes there. In between songs are awesome.

Yeah. There's a couple of them where they cut out some things. Like, for instance,

the song Magic is going to be one of the songs that's going to be

played. Oh, God. That was the way they used it in the scene that it's

in. It's awesome. Right? But that's like the back half of that

song. So I'm like halfway tempted to only use the back half of

the song because that's the part that I. Everybody knows from that cool scene.

Right. But I won't. Everybody has to suffer through

the front half of the song, which is a lot more poppy and doesn't have

that cool. Like, I believe it's magic creeping after

it. Right. Yeah, dude. I am stoked. I don't

want to really waste the time with the front end palm. Really. I think we

should just fucking get into it because we're going to be talking Ghostbusters quite a

bit. I think we're going to go quite a bit. I also got a billion

clips, so we should probably get going. Yeah. I beat you by three clips.

And some of my clips are like twice, if not three times as long as

some of yours for Ghostbusters too. So don't feel bad. Jesus.

Yeah, yeah. I may be the only person on the planet that

deeply loves Ghostbusters too, I think. I mean,

I like it, but. I mean, I like other ones better, but yeah,

it's still good. Right, Right. That's why I chose to do Ghostbusters 2.

That and they were your picks. And there's no way I'm taking Ghostbusters from you.

That's just not happening. You can't do that to me, man.

No. I may want to cause you pain, but not that kind of pain.

All right, so let's go ahead and take the break here. We'll stop fucking about.

We're going to play the Legion Patreon ad and on the pirate radio edit immediate

following. That is the bus boys with cleaning up the town.

By now you have undoubtedly realized that terrifying elements have

shifted into place. I wish I knew the words to offer you some comfort

in these dark realizations. If my calculations are correct, then Kourt

and Matt will be talking about Ghostbusters for the show. This will intrude upon

Kourt will put on a brave face and pretend while doing the show that he

is not slowly dying inside and covering up his fragile mental state with

what seems like endless tattoo appointments. Matt will obviously say

whatever thing that comes in his mind the second it does until the day he

is no longer alive. This is where many timelines change and diverge

while things seem to get infinitely darker. You will begin to question

just how much more exceedingly stupid your reality can become when this happens.

Take comfort in knowing that the stupider a timeline is, the longer it

seems to persist in existing. We haven't found concrete evidence

that can survive peer review on this, but there is enough observed evidence

to suggest that the more unstable and downright ludicrous a reality is

malleable enough to become, the more flexibility it is able to

offer in better bouncing back to a normalized state. On a personal

note, if this were some sort of video feed, instead of two hideous

fucking chuds hiding behind radio show voices, we would have done

a demonstration of this reality snap using rubber bands

where one is older and more rigid and snaps, but the other is super

flexible and holds up. We have found that this visual aid helps sell the idea

and tends to make you not question bad ideas and writing. It's like

punching a hole through a piece of paper to talk about wormholes. It is

classic lazy story telling. Sorry I sometimes ramble as

I I have spent far too much time alone processing this

weird shit and it is starting to get to me. The point is that there

is more hope in living through the dumbest timelines possible than what it feels like

while stuck in them. No story is as outrageous and stupid as your

reality, so at least you know there is no author deciding what

will happen. Logically speaking, no self respecting author

would try to write a story as dumb as your reality turns out to be.

So there must not be anyone behind the keys on this one and you

can be sure you are a real person. Like I said earlier,

I have been processing this kind of weird shit alone for too long.

Try not to question your existence too much and enjoy the dim witted dipshits

talking about Ghostbusters. You were talking about that kick ass music

in the in between scenes and I think I Deleted. Right there with cleaning up

the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely.

Well, why don't we go to the actual review of Ghostbusters? Let's just get

started. All right, so we start. We open up at the New

York Library. And a woman's going through things. We see books start

moving and shit. And then all of a sudden, the cards start flipping

out, freaking out. She's running. You see this bright purple light in

her face and wind, and she screams. And then we get the Ghostbusters

logo. This leads to Dr. Peter Veikman running a

study where he's having a girl and a guy guess

on some cards what what they think is on there. And the

guy's guessing wrong and he buzzes him and the girl's guessing wrong and

he's not buzzing her. Then he gets out of. The guy actually guesses right and

he still says he's wrong. Buzzes him. The guy gets pissed and walks

out. This leads to our very first clip. It's a kind that

your ability is going to provoke in some people. Do you think I have

it, Dr. Venkman? You're no fluke, Jennifer.

This is it. This is definitely it. See those UV

lenses come in for the video camera. And that blank tape, I need it.

The one you erased yesterday. Will you excuse me for a second? Right in

the middle of something. Ray. I need a little more time with this subject.

Could you come back in an hour, hour and a half? Peter.

At 1:40pm at the main branch of the New York Public Library

on Fifth Avenue, 10 people witnessed a free

floating, full torso, vaporous apparition. It blew books off shelves from

20ft away and scared the socks off some poor librarian. I'm very

excited. I'm very pleased. I want you to get right down there,

check it out and get back to me. No, no. Get right back to me.

No, Peter, you're coming with us on this one. Spengler went down there. He took

PKE valances. Went right off the top of the scale. Buried the

needle. We're close on this one. I can feel it.

I can feel it. We're very, very close. I have to

go now, Jennifer, but I'd like to work with you some more. Perhaps you could

come back this evening. Say it. 8:00. I was just going to say

8:00. You are a legitimate phenomenon.

As a friend, I have to tell you, you've finally gone around the bend on

this ghost business. You guys been running your ass off meeting

and greeting every schizo in the Five bros. Who says he has a paranormal experience?

What have you seen? Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an

undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.

Ray, the sponge is migrated about a foot and a half.

Oh, you're here. Yeah. What has he got? This is big, Peter. This is

very big. There's definitely something here. Egon, this reminded me

of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. I'm Roger Delacourt.

Are you the men from the university? Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman.

Dr. Stantz. Egon. Thank you for coming.

I hope we can clear this up quickly and quietly. Let's not rush

things. We don't even know what you have yet.

I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because

it reached out for me. Arms. I can't wait to get a look at

this thing. Alice, I'm gonna ask you a couple of standard questions,

okay? Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic,

mentally incompetent? My uncle thought he was St.

Jerome. I'd call that a big yes.

Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants,

alcohol? No. No. Just asking.

Are you, Alice, Menstruating. Right. Know. What has

that got to do with it? Back off,

man. I'm a scientist. Ray, it's moving.

Come on. How much

you want to bet that when he asked her if she was menstruating, it was

because he was about to hit on her? I don't know about her, but I

think it's just because he's, you know, he's Peter Vman.

He's. He's an. He's a pig. He is a pig.

He's an. Does not age well post meet

at all? No, not at all. Not at all. You know,

I mean, there are a lot of people who don't eat well, these.

Yeah, a lot of characters. But Venkman in particular, if he's really

greasy. I mean, he was always supposed to be this greasy, but they were supposed

to also be trying to make it charming. And I don't find it charming.

He just feels really sleazy to me now. Yeah, well, it's Bill Murray, so I

kind of find it charming. So, anyhow, they go downstairs and

they find the slime and they're collected it. And that's kind of a funny

little gag. With Bill Murray, it's always funny.

Venkman, being the cool guy, is the one who has to deal with the slime

the most in this movie, I.

Think he's the most useless scientist. So they always put him

on the collection duties. Like, I think Egon is condescending him when he does

that. Yeah, Yeah, I think so.

So then they find the book stacked. You know,

he's just kind of fucking around. Peter is.

Because he doesn't believe in any of this stuff. No human being stack books

like this, right? Yeah.