the rite 2011

On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! Also: Who could kill a child? A Sri Lankan exorcist, that’s who! Push your boundaries with this episode’s Grandmaster Challenge during Drinking With the Devil! Plus: who makes better goat noises– Cootie or X? It’s all here waiting to submerge itself in the delicious moistness of your earholes on Kiss the Goat!

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